Miley Cyrus Broke Her Tailbone ‘Doing Flips’
Late last week, we saw photos of a drunken Miley Cyrus mouth sexing a giant black penis cake, so it really should come as no surprise that she tweeted this last night: cracked my tail bone doing a...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Done Got Fancy And Other News
Posted by Photo Boy - The 10 Greatest Oscar Travesties Since 1941 because did you hear the Oscars were on last night? [BuzzFeed] - And the award for Best Pic- oh, who am I trying to kid, here's Girls...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus’ Ding Dang Ol’ Boobies Upstaged Jennifer Lawrence
"Whoo-ee! Where'd these come from?" Miley Cyrus isn't even in The Hunger Games, but her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth is, so that's practically an engraved invitation to show up to this hootenanny with her...
View ArticleThere’s Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts And Other News
- The trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 apparently requires its own trailer which I'm pretty sure spells the complete downfall of civilization. [BuzzFeed] - Who wants to see Keanu...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Might Be Engaged
Probably to distract from the fact the entire Internet saw her park in a handicap space on her way to Pilates, Miley Cyrus tweeted the above picture while raving about her nail foundations, and you'll...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Is Apparently Going To Milk This Engagement Thing
On Friday, rumors that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged started popping up all over the place after she tweeted a photo of her nails that also included her wearing a "diamond" ring out of a...
View ArticleThe Dude Banging Miley Cyrus Almost Killed Thor With A Throwing Knife
Liam Hemsworth, more commonly known as "that dude whose dick cake Miley Cyrus wouldn't stop eating," and his brother Chris, more commonly known as MOTHERFUCKING THOR, apparently used to get into crazy...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Is Acting Out Because Liam’s Getting Too Famous And Might Leave...
If you're wondering why over the past weeks you've seen Miley Cyrus upstage The Hunger Games premiere with her breasts, pretend to be engaged and generally ride around town with her vulva steering a...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus is Engaged. For Real This Time.
There's an old saying that's served me well over the years, "A couple that eats penis cake together, stays together." Which is why with a proud heart and this here jug of moonshine, I formally present...
View ArticleThis Is Just Miley Cyrus In A Bikini With A Friend, Friends Can’t Eye-Bang...
Miley Cyrus hasn't even been engaged for two weeks and already she's being accused of cheating on Liam Hemsworth with the dude in this photo. Except y'all need to chill because this is just her...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Needs A Dang Ol’ Break
Miley Cyrus hasn't been on tour or filmed a movie in almost a year and basically doesn't do anything anymore, so of course she's complaining about needing a break from show business now, and in her...
View ArticleIt’s The Dang Ol’ Future Mr. & Mrs. Miley Cyrus
Here's Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth at some Australian film awards thing, it honestly doesn't matter. She showed her daddy pillows, and he smiled like an idiot who's marrying a 19-year-old because...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Wants Pregnant
Miley Cyrus's fiance Liam Hemsworth just became an uncle recently, so naturally Miley wants a baby right fucking now because that's the kind of decision that should be based on, "Aw, no, fair. How come...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Washed Off Her Dang Ol’ Boobies For Liam
Posted by Photo Boy Miley Cyrus is 19, and rich as shit, so it makes sense that she has absolutely no perspective on how distracting and annoying it is to a man to have to address her immature...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Looks Like A Dang Ol’ Lesbian
Here's Miley Cyrus' new haircut which she decided to show off on Twitter because it's not like she's acting, singing or doing anything but living (literally) high off the Hannah Montana hog. Anyway,...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Anyone To See Her New Haircut Now
Ever since getting her new haircut over the weekend, Miley Cyrus has spent the past 72 hours tweeting photos of it with captions like, "feeling so happy in my skin," "self love is the greatest of all...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus & Pink Have The Same Haircut
Miley Cyrus probably thought she was going to be awesome showing off her new haircut at the VMAs last night except Pink showed up with the same exact one because apparently looking like Brigitte...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Got In A Dang Ol’ Bar Fight
In all the long, veiny, 100% beef, I've been a bad, bad secretary confusion yesterday, I missed the TMZ report that Miley Cyrus (Who's 19, by the way.) is a battery suspect after getting into a fight...
View ArticleHey, Pa, Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Side-Titty’s Back!
One of the ways to prevent breast formation in men is by switching to organic chicken meat. Unfortunately, no one told poor Justin Bieber here that, so he's really looking at a rough time when he gets...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Is Doin’ A Dang Ol’ Lifetime Movie
Thanks to The Hunger Games becoming a Twilight-esque cash cow, Miley Cyrus has to remind Liam Hemsworth who (doesn't) wear the pants around here so he doesn't start gettin' ideas of stickin' his...
View ArticleNoah Cyrus’ 13th Birthday Party Looks Appropriate
Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl's life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is...
View ArticleJanuary Jones Stole Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend
When I first read the report this morning that Liam Hemsworth is cheating on Miley Cyrus with January Jones, I didn't believe it because it came from Star and Liam Hemsworth isn't married. But then I...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Just Quit Twitter Because Everyone Knows Liam Hemsworth Cheated...
Amidst rumors that her fiance Liam Hemsworth's cheated on her, Miley Cyrus quit Twitter this afternoon and denied that she called off her wedding. Which is probably technically true because Liam...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus’ Fiance Fled To Australia
Miley Cyrus quit Twitter last week after claiming she was sick of tabloid reports that Liam Hemsworth had cheated on her with January Jones and/or Emma Watson. But then she spent the days immediately...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Probably, Maybe Officially Over. For Realsies.
Despite the fact Liam Hemsworth has been photographed with another woman and fled the fucking continent, apparently we all needed one last official report that he dumped Miley Cyrus, so here's Page Six...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Definitely, 100% Broke Up This Time (Maybe)
According to Us Weekly, Liam Hemsworth finally listened to this brothers Thor and.. Loki(?) by kicking Miley Cyrus to the curb and calling off the wedding. Apparently his whole family hates her which...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Tweeted A Pic of Herself In A Wedding Dress, Is Handling The...
Yesterday, Us Weekly reported that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's wedding was off for real this time because these two have never broken up then got right back together before. Anyway, on the heels...
View ArticleLiam Hemsworth Looks Thrilled That Miley Cyrus Came To His Premiere, Just...
I can't remember the last time I've seen Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth together but they've got an album and a movie to promote respectively, so here they are at last night's premiere of Paranoia...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus’ Twerking Is Still Destroying The Very Fabric Of Our Reality
It's been two weeks since Miley Cyrus twerked all over the VMAs, yet people still haven't been able to get over the sight of seeing a white girl from the south assimilate black culture into a stage...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Stopped Following Liam Hemsworth On Twitter Because of January Jones
Miley Cyrus has apparently stopped following Liam Hemsworth on Twitter following (new) rumors he's been hooking up with January Jones again, according to HuffPost Celebrity. Which is amazing because...
View ArticleLiam Hemsworth Traded In Miley Cyrus For This
Earlier in the week, reports were flying that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's breakup was January Jones' fault which made sense at the time because infidelity powers her ice-bot core. Except it turns...
View ArticleMILEY CYRUS IS DATING A BLACK GUY!
Liam Hemsworth has already moved on to Eiza González, so if I'm recalling dating in your 20s protocol right, this is the part where Miley Cyrus fucks the closest dude to her for psychological revenge...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Pasties Nipple Crying Kardashians Midget Ass Bikini Twerk
The Emmys are happening right now, and while all of those people are being recognized for a year of hard work collaborating with their peers to make quality television, not a single one of them wore...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence’s Side Boob Is Back
It's been four long days since we last posted Jennifer Lawrence's side boob. Morale was low. Faced with mutiny, I ordered Photo Boy to put down a horse and ration it among the men. What this...
View ArticleThis Is A Post About Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt
A while back there was a big to-do over Jennifer Lawrence's butt, so here it is at last night's Hollywood premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire for you to disseminate and inspect without reading...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Stopped F*cking
Presumably because Gwyneth Paltrow keeps Chris Martin's balls firmly ensconced in a hand-carved Sri Lankan testicle cuplet ($799.95, GOOP), his conscious coupling with Jennifer Lawrence's vagina has...
View ArticleWelcome To Earf. Again.
The sequel to Independence Day has a trailer that the Internet went nuts over because it needs to get outside more. Seriously, go to the park.
View ArticleMiley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Probably Back Together
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth did naked stuff. Allegedly.
View ArticleI Think Miley Cyrus Is Engaged Again, Call It A Hunch
Have you seen Miley Cyrus' ring? Her ENGAGEMENT ring?
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence’s Boobs & Liam Hemsworth’s Pubes: A Fancy Post
Jennifer Lawrence's boobs and Liam Hemsworth's pubes are something for everybody.
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